voodoochild.org

Driving Under The Influence

About this game

This is a game I wrote when I was a demented little 7th grader. The goal of the game is to run over people, take their money, and use the money to buy cars, weapons, and alcohol, which will allow you to, in turn, run over people, take their money, and use it to....well you see where this is going. Anyway, the game was original written on a TI-81 (remember those spiffy graphing calculators you had for middle school Algebra?), and it became pretty popular in 7th grade. So, as an experiment in learning PHP, I rewrote the game in web-based form. No, I really didn't have anything better to do with my time.

The owners of voodoochild.org do not promote, condone, or mildly suggest in the middle of a pack of zebras, any of the activities within this game. Operator (heretoafter refered to as "user") assumes all risk (real or imagined, black and white or technicolor, paper or plastic) from use of game. Furthermore, user agrees to handing over of firstborn child as payment for enjoyment of this game. Use at your own risk. Do not try this at home. Don't say I told you so. Don't chew with your mouth full. Don't. It's not polite. Stop it.

By playing the game, you agree to the above.

Version 1.1 - 11/04/02

The following changes have been made:

• Added various skill levels. High scores are now differentiated by these skill levels.
• Host name is saved in high scores table for administrative purposes. This was added previously, but lost when my server crashed.

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